December 2009
50 posts
treesongs:
stephatron:
The Blood Brothers -...
“We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It’s...”
– -Chuck Klosterman
One day I will meet this man and we will soon after become inseparable friends.
(via rbirkhead)
I often think about this, and wonder if I have met her already.
(via marchingtheme)
Killing Yourself to Live! I love this man.
(via treesongs)
textsfromlastnight:
(734): The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl’s sister.
Seth?
The He-Man Life Story
antibodyproductions:
Found via annaforrealz.
Wow. Surprisingly, they actually left in all of the good He-Man details. The fake eye, track marks, drug addiction, strange sex, multiple partners, even grave robbing!
So many good quotes about going down on women, his eye exploding… A real trash heroism article from The New York Observer. But, for now, in the interest of keeping a record of the...
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c4th4r5is:
mackycian:
marchingtheme:
ehrikkke:
marchingtheme:
So, I sort of do this little acoustic thing called Bear Hugs. Really simple pop songs with okay guitar and okay singing. I’ve been sort of inactive about it since September (probably ‘cause I left my guitar in Asheville) but I miss writing music and this stuff isn’t that bad. If you like it, please let me know! I plan on...
What a joke everything is
treesongs:
“I’d call it…’a comic edge.’ I’m almost hooked on the comic edge. No matter what happens…it’s ludicrous. Almost everything is ludicrous. You know, we shit every day. That’s ludicrous. Don’t you think? We have to keep pissing, putting food in our mouths, wax comes in our ears, hair? We have to scratch ourselves. Really ugly and dumb, you know? Tits are useless, unless…
You know, we’re...
“That dog is equiped.”
– -Lon’s understanding of what Gian said, “That dog is quick”. (via lolygagging)
HAHAHA YES. I miss you guys already <3.
textsfromlastnight:
(704): Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
My packing for thanksgiving break suffered a similar fate…
textsfromlastnight:
(206): imagine playing with puppies while we’re drunk. (206): Like… we could film it and put like, “do you believe in magic” as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I don’t know why this is so awesome, but it is!
“(Ma’am, do you ever enjoy a manicure or pedicure?) No thank you, I’m an...”
– My Mom at the mall
(via donnyknowles)
Hahaha, that is full of win.
Fucking awesome, man
love openings: why can't men just manifest in my bed so I can kiss them and cuddle them
chestal section: I don't care if it's a hook up
love openings: and then get felt up
chestal section: I want SOMETHING
chestal section: Oh well
chestal section: I'm trying to train myself into not needing it
chestal section: thus abstaining from masturbation
love openings: I'm trying to train myself to not care about men and shit it's driving me crazy
chestal section: fuck abstinence man nvm
chestal section: life is too short
chestal section: next shower, I'm gonna make sure I cum at least three times
love openings: lmfao.
love openings: I tried something like that once
chestal section: the most I've ever gotten in one sesh is like
chestal section: six
love openings: oh for me five
chestal section: fucking awesome, man
chestal section: I love being a woman
chestal section: always ready for more
love openings: lmao I got up and I was wobbly
love openings: hilarious
chestal section: I got up and I blacked out
love openings: LMAO
Six and five?! How 'bout 23?!